The lack of any response whatsoever is proof that the coup is complete.

Plus it gets to be 1998 forever

“nearly”

They are classified by mass. Some are definitely bigger than others. The one in our Galaxy called Sagittarius A has as much mass as over 4 million if our suns. If it were in our solar system it would be physically as big as the orbit of Venus.

The mass of black holes is typically measured in multiples of our sun, or stellar masses. A supermassive is measured in the millions to billions of our sun, while a “small” black hole is just a few dozen suns big. The small ones, or stellar mass black holes can hang around like stars and over a galaxy but the supermassive ones are the things that create or hold the galaxy together.

“How can time end” is more complicated. Without getting too complicated with it imagine putting a drop of red food coloring in a pool. Imagine it in slow motion. The big bang is the moment the food coloring hits the water. Then the food coloring spreads out but for a while you can clearly see the red. We are at the point in the age of the universe where the red is still visible in the water. At some point the red will spread out so much you can’t see it anymore. Without getting too dramatic that would be called the heat death of the universe. At that point time effectively stops because there is nothing left to change, meaning the red itself carries time with it. This is also called entropy.

So to travel into a black hole would be to fast forward to the point where the universe has become so spread out that atoms and the bits inside that make up the atoms fall apart, effectively ending time. Time itself is a measure of change. Nothing left to change means no more time. So that’s when the black hole ends. It’s a little more complicated than that but if you can understand what I just said you are about 90% of the way to understand everything we currently think we know about black holes.

Just when you start thinking no one reads Dungeon Crawler Carl you find a stealth reference hidden in the wild.

An infinite number of universes are constantly branching away in an infinite division of time. Yes, among the infinity is a universe where the only differences are whether you did it did not ask a question. But there are an equal number of universes created that describe every possible vibration in Brownian motion, so don’t think too much about it.

Wait… Does he know Denmark and Norway are different countries? Holy shit… he doesn’t know. He didn’t know that political asylum isn’t an insane asylum. He can’t do basic math. He still thinks tariffs are a subscription fee to sell goods in the US.

The singularity of a black hole is measured in time, not distance. The center exists at the end of time so that’s where you go. So how long? -all of the time remaining in the universe.

It’s almost like Nixon classified marijuana as a schedule 1 drug so he could pass out felonies to Democrats making sure they could never vote against a Republican again. Hm. Who was it that said he did that? Oh right. Nixon said that’s why he did it.

Mow lawns.

Yet the glaring evidence that Tylenol might be the leading cause of liver failure gets no attention ever. Fun fact: if you drink- don’t take NSAIDS.

When the next American civil war starts this is what it will look like. He will push until he gets to declare martial law.

Those red cartridge style needles that cheap turntables use will destroy your records. If at all possible, buy an old player. Or, buy new but don’t cheap out on it. Your collection will inevitably contain rare and unreplaceable records. If you want to preserve them for the next generation don’t skimp on your gear.

As an ADHD adult when I feel like this I understand it’s a result of my dopamine bottoming out. For me, at least, I think of it like diabetes. I don’t make enough dopamine to survive. It’s a close thing sometimes too. The thought of self checkout is sometimes like a having a vacation house somewhere distant. I know I’ll go there one day but my vacation isn’t right now. Just knowing it’s there as an option gives a kind of comfort. I really do get it. But at the same time I realize that these thoughts are not my own. The thoughts are all symptoms of my dopamine diabetes. Just bear that in mind. You probably don’t have my issues, but the symptoms are the same.

Lasagna

THANK YOU. I’m happy to say that today we have moved 2/3 closer to our target by reworking and fixing failing units. Still some work to do but I think we’ll deliver on time by the end of the week.

Oh I’m sure we’ll get him this time. Yup all those other times he dodged responsibility for his actions were just practice. This will truly be the moment of reckoning.

Let me introduce you to Dr bronners miracle soap. I literally brush my teeth with it, and use it for laundry.

That said, I do feel the moral weight of what I create.

No it’s not. F-18s are not striking ground targets with air to air missiles.