The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Yeah, he’s on first

I’m just hanging out but thanks

Oh no! He’s hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

This is what living in America does to the brain

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

Humans aren’t going to stop reproducing just to conform to your deranged fantasies

“everyone who has kids from now on is selfish and evil” statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

What in the florida

Seek therapy

He is a lady

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.

And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do