Ariselas

gahh, every time I see a Hummer EV, I think people can’t get stupider

10 years? The longer Operation Epstein Fury drags on, these guys will be struggling to gas up in months.

except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star

yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

The US is not winning the war in Iran.

I’m not saying that complete societal collapse won’t be a good time, but I’m not holding my breath for a post scarcity utopia.

At least Chucky’s shit isn’t spray painted plastic from Home Depot

I just figured the GenX retirement plan was going to follow our musical heroes example and die early.

Who’s got the crack?
https://youtu.be/qsubHmx2Pws

So race is my brain on drugs?

The ghost of Carl Marx

Cocaine is the least useful substance in the creative substance (or so I’m told). Good old legal marijuana (thank you Trudeau), is probably the best all round, and if you use a typewriter, you might find you start typing to a rhythm.

Somewhere after drinking to oblivion and shortly before the looming deadline

Damn it, I didn’t know AI was that good already

Fuck Yo Couch!

Free market capitalism

Well, the word “robot” has it’s linguistic root in the Slavic word “rab” meaning “slave”, so yeah, there’s that.

the 13year old makes him a pedo

I think it’s to distract from the war he started to distract everyone from the Epstein files

maybe bullets cure brain worms.