Anon is nothing more than a tool

MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one

abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I’ll see you later

m-p{3}@lemmy.ca · 3 年前

👏…👏…👏

GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee · 3 年前

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

BanMeAgainIWontStop@lemmy.world · edit-2 3 年前

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jedi-hamster@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Hello from 2019

spez@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

what does it mean that he’s a ‘toaster’?

etrotta@kbin.social · 3 年前

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

Thassodar@lemm.ee · 3 年前

Don’t forget the “getting rusty” as well.

teacs@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Reminds me of “gf is prego”

vulnerability@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

sauce?

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Fuck, that one killed me

tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

ffs lmao

teacs@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Yea, it’s pasta sauce

rumckle@aussie.zone · 3 年前

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spez@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

glibg10b@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

So she was fucking a toaster?

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Nope. Her “primal urges” were hunger. She only used it to make food

MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Hope not

TrueDahn@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

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betamark@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 年前

Ah, so you’re a waffle man.

somerandomperson1231@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 年前

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