He was framed!
I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.
If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.
Who said AI wouldn’t be helpful? As close to real life footage as possible !
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We’ve got a good five minutes before they’re back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”
Never forget the brave officers lost in the great squirrel revolt.
I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it’s AI because it’s not a punisher tat, though.
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Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy’s .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?
Does that cop in the topmost picture have a pocket pussy on his belt?
I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it’s going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns
This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.
