Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta
You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:

I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”
I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.
Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.
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This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights
But does it make you a chess master?
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To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.
I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.
Poo poo.
I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws
Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P
Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D
Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)

Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.
It’s dubstep.
So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.
You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.
Also cheat during chess championships!
I’d try it.
I’m first in line
Feel the bass up your ass.
I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!
Berry White is going to get really popular soon.















