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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon takes an IQ test

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Anon takes an IQ test

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    “friend”… I hate to be the one to have to tell you this Anon, but thats just a spam mailer you got signed up to when you registered on that sketchy porn site. They send that to everyone on their distribution list. Didn’t you think something was off when they asked for your social security and credit card numbers to take a “free IQ test”?

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      Given the results, Anon just possibly might not have noticed anything was off…

      • Madlaine@feddit.de
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        If a credit card is involved to get the result, the test is boolean:

        If you get the results, you’ve failed.

        (At least for online tests. A proper IQ test may cost something if it’s not done for psychiatric/psychological reasons.)

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      deleted by creator

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        I don’t recall screaming at anyone.

        • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          What did the deleted comment say? Please don’t scream at me

          • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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            They read my joke comment and then accused me of “screaming at a 5 year old repost” lol

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              Whoa. Calm down there buddy. No need to yell.

              Narrator: That was the moment that the entire Lemmy community successfully gaslit MrJameGumb into thinking they were the angriest little boi/gurl on internet.

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          Aw man, poor guy has dementia too

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      Check the Cambridge one, it’s quite difficult and most people I know that took the test consistently got 10-20 points lower than their IQ.

      https://discovermyprofile.com/test/myIQ

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      • Lovec741@lemmy.world
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        Cool test, thanks for sharing!

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    Dark Souls equivalent of dying to the boss with a sliver of health left then dying way sooner in the second attempt.

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