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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again

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Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Noting that seeing another photograph of the disgraced crypto entrepreneur is just a part of life at this point, a report released Friday confirmed that here is Sam Bankman-Fried’s stupid little face again. “Guess everyone has to keep looking at this fucking thing, so here it is,” read the report in part,…
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  • tygerprints@kbin.social
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    Ok, he does have a stupid face (just sayin’ he looks more like a ventroliquist dummy than a person). I feel kinda bad since that kinda makes him the perfect poster boy for cryptocurrency.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Crypto then: getting lucky when bitcoin spiked

      Crypto now: I scammed people to “earn” millions

    • Cuck4Mai@lemmynsfw.com
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      That’s probably half the reason he tricked investors in the first place. You don’t look at a face like that and go: “This guy knows nothing about crypto.”

      • tygerprints@kbin.social
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        That’s true, he has a kind of baby innocent looking face that says, “I’d never be able to pull the wool over your eyes!”

  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    Nice.

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    I bet there’s probably a video somewhere of Jim Cramer’s stupid face calling this stupid face the next Warren Buffett or something.

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    who?

  • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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    fuck off with the body shaming.

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      He’s ugly on the inside too.

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