• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    No, Sir, officer.

    I would never. Neither will most of the good men and women here.

    Take your fishing expedition elsewhere.

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    I hear all flock vandalisms have been done by Benjamin Netanyahu. And from what I can tell he’s going to be very busy Oct 31st

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    i don’t think i need to.

    by the time i make it out to destroy them, the high schoolers will have destroyed them already.

    as we have said before, the kids are alright. the flock camera out by the unofficial kids’ rifle shooting range by the tracks is always full of holes. on halloween i’m sure that’s going to be all of them around the county (these kids got minibikes)

  • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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    I won’t because I don’t live in a police state, but I’m rooting for everybody who does.

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    Im the one whose gonna be committing all these crimes so if you do any of these crimes I actually did them hahaha I am targeting every single flock camera in America even though I am not there I have my ways you will never catch me even tho it is definitely me doing all of it

  • Lasherz@lemmy.world
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    I’ve seen evidence that the fastest way to cut down aluminum pipes is a circular saw. Sawzaws and portable band saws gum up the blades and slow down the cut. Not related, just thought you should know.

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      Well, yes circular saw would be good and way more compact than a sawz all, but you’ll still want a metal blade. The default for any saw will probably be for wood, or maybe a wood and nail blade. That’ll take a year and a half to cut through one, and then be ruined.

    • Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip
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      I had a dream once about someone cutting vertical pipes just for giggles, and he would always press against the pipe with a gloved hand (gloved for safety reasons), or have a friend do it (also gloved). Dream person told me the force on the pole was to keep the metal pole from biting down on the blade causing binding.

      They said they also prefer a circular saw, but aluminum is pretty soft so you could even cut it with a hand saw if being quiet is more important to you than being quick.

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    A better question is, “will I support any flash in the pan movement that calls for the public to disguise themselves for any reason?” Yes. And if anything illegal happens that negatively impacts America’s domestic enemies in the process, then that’s just the price of freedom, and the only thing i witnessed was groups of middle aged men in red hats committing crimes.

    They were all white, 55 years or older, dressed in red hats screaming Trump 2028, and they were responsible for all the damage

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    Anyone who damages these cameras was actually at my Halloween party, they had 2 drinks and were dressed as a hamburger. They slept here and left the next morning.

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      They were also at my conspicuously beefy Halloween orgy

      And, yes, I mean that the super gay way, not the terrible costume idea way

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        My understanding is lesbians or bisexual, and straight people were also present there right?

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          I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but I’ve never been to a party where they track the orientation of the guests

          Edit: also, how do you have any kind of understanding of what was going on at my super gay Halloween orgy?

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            You misunderstood, it like quantum physics… Everyone who destroys a flock camera was at both of our parties at the same time

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              Well, at least we can agree on that

              The only thing better than a position in an argument is a superposition 👍

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                I was thinking of asking people their orientation but was afraid of collapsing the wave function and one of the crowd favorites was the wave pool

                /s don’t take offense im only joking I support everyone of every gender and orientation

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                  I’m not offended… I’m just trying to figure out that, because sexual orientation isn’t binary, what would the result of a collapsed wave function even be?

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    It’s weird. All the ones near my neighborhood were cut one night and took an absurd amount of damage falling. Almost like they were hit with a bat or 3.

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    Crime later? Email your city leaders today! And next week, and the week after… show your face too when you can: no votes for Flock supporters.