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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago

When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

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When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago
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    A big ol bag of dicks.

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    Deez nuts

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    Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder

    Exiting hot iron

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    Werther’s Unoriginal

  • IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some of your mother’s lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid

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    Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Kraut

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    Beef jerky.

  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    Bleach

  • TribblesBestFriend
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    Poutine

  • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
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    Nothing kosher

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    A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly… Hopefully they are allergic.

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