Too friendly sometimes. I’ve had to punch a cow for trying to push me in a pond for the lolz. As in the cow was doing it for the lolz.

Also, punching a cow hurts because those damn skulls are hard.

Also, punching a cow seems to amuse them.

Also, it will not prevent them from trying to push you in a pond again.

Also, carry a brush if you’re fishing at a farm pond. Or, really, doing anything in a cow’s space. Because that will make them super friendly.

Also, brushing cows can make them too friendly, to the point that will bump you around trying to get brushed until you almost get pushed into the pond

Point is, cows are fuckers.

Grass puppies.

My only wish when I die is that my body is hamburgered, fried and covered in cheese for someone or something to enjoy.

And to think that they were bred from aurochs, which were bigger, faster, and meaner. Which is saying something, as modern cattle are still pretty massive animals!

If I were really rich, I would want a menagerie with some friendly cows in it.

I scrolled by and read this as “crows” not cows. Either way I agree.