• muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      Oh yes you can. Shareholders have decided an upskirt cam they sell access to online is a perfectly acceptable revenue stream that will double as a Republican feature to ensure the trans folks aren’t in their cars.

      We think you’ll love it.

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        1 month ago

        Sign in with the Waymo app and link it to your health data to track your cycles and detect early infections with visual recognition software from out upskirt cam.

        $14.99/mo subscription

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          $29 a month without ads (we only consider it an ad if advertisers didn’t pay us enough to force it into this tier anyway)