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schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Trump recounts missile attack by ‘Islamic Republic of Japan’

www.asahi.com

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Trump recounts missile attack by ‘Islamic Republic of Japan’

www.asahi.com

schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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    It’s like anuddah pearl harbor

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    Leaked from Walter Reed.

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    Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in perhaps most definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.

    This post’s title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn’t yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went “Wait, what?” when I read “Islamic Republic of Japan”.

    So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day…

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    As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way

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      As a non-unitedstatesian, I’d have to say: you don’t empathize with us; we empathize with you.

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        At any rate, we’re on the same page 😅

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    konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!

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    Something something 25th now!

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    https://youtu.be/KxQ0LoEwQGQ?is=vkZ65ay-KCb45hJm

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    Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆

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