- cross-posted to:
- 2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- 2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works

Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)
Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!
If you’re looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god’s sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.


sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked
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almost forgot: he rapes kids 👍🏼🙏🏼
Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com
Two of them on the very same one
Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made
If Dubya and Poopypants kicked the bucket on the same day, that would be a good day indeed.
STOP TEASING ME!!!
Don’t you do that.
Don’t you give me hope.
Hey, that’s all we got now. Gotta cheer for that blood clot!
mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.
Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!
please please please
I knew about
- John Adams and
- Thomas Jefferson (both 1826), but didn’t know about
- James Monroe (1831); or
- Hannibal Hamlin the 15th vice president of the United States (1891).
Where can I watch his speech he’s threatening to give out in the heat? I wanna see it live if he has a heat stroke
I couldn’t stand listening to him that long. I’ll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That’s assuming the small crowd size doesn’t scare him off first lol
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