Hi folks,
I’ve decided to make the switch and I’m not sure which vinyl player to go for. Here are my requirements:
- Good sound, obviously
- Headphone jack
- Lightweight
- Self powered, rather than mains
- Bump resistant (I spend a lot of time on bus journeys each day)
- Straps for my back (while shopping for groceries, I need to be hands-free)
- Waterproof up to 2m because I swim at weekends
Anyway, this post was just for fun. I’m jealous of all your vinyl collections. I’m way too mobile to consider the investment but I wish you all well.


As much as you’re basically being silly, the technology now exists to actually make a vinyl player that meets most of these requirements. They now have vinyl players that use a laser rather than a physical needle…
Way above my pay grade though, you’d probably have to get it custom made.
Thanks for the interesting rabbit hole. Apparently the laser is “too accurate” and plays the dust fragments that a needle would normally push aside. But sounds like it could also increase the lifespan of the vinyl.