doctor: are you currently seeing anyone?

patient: no?!

doctor slowly mumbling while typing: patient can not see person right in front of her.

patient: no that’s not what I meant!

doctor, typing again: patient is not capable of expressing herself coherently.

patient: Can you stop writing that down!!

doctor, still typing: patient easily looses control of her emotions.

doctor: I think I have a clear picture now. there is a lobotomy van passing through town tomorrow, better ask your husband to make an appointment for you. Have a nice day.