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his hands are tide? hmmm
yo it’s linus parker from spiderman tech tips

i’m part of jim kellogg’s anti-masturbation therapy and they’ve shoved my hands into bottles. i cannot get them out and i have not eaten for days. please help me.
… my arms are too long

My spoon is too big
but I’m busy fisting detergent
I have to tidy up?

“…my hands are Tide bottles”? Wouldn’t his hands be goo if they were actual Tide?







