So they went from psychological warfare to just warfare.
Yes, it goes in the square hole
I had to double-check it was the Onion. Thank god.

Was it tasty at least?
Yes… stanky-as-fuck
“The Bird sounds like [kaboom]” “The Giraffe sounds like [bam bam]” “The Monkey sounds like [rat a tat a tat a tat]”
The cow goes “mooOOOOOOOOOM”
I’ve got my AI powered all birds, and a sweet AI powered red and yellow tank from fisher price with googly eyes on it
Q: What happens to your commitment to child safety?
Fisher-Price has, for nearly a century, ensured that no toy contained a small part that could be swallowed by a child under three years of age. We are pleased to report that our autonomous weapons systems do not contain small parts.
Going from 'Speak and Spell" to “Bring the Rain” is a choice I guess.
Yeah yeah. I know it’s an onion article. I know. I saw.
Oh man, I bit the onion so hard this time.
No shade, the Onion gets us all eventually!
After yesterdays post about the environmental shoe company switching to an ai data center model, I didn’t even blink twice at this.
That’s where we are now. I read that fischer price is becoming an ai weapons producer, and my immediate response was a shrug. Like “Yeah, sure. That may as well happen.”









