Mobilize the Vatican forces immediately.
“Yes my children we’re here to save you…”
“Hooray! It’s the catholic church!”
“FROM YOURSELVES!!!”
“Oh no, it’s the catholic church.”
BUT WHY WAS HE A FUCKING CYBORG!?

That was fucking unexpected.
From what I understand, no one fucks with the [Swiss Guards](Swiss Guard - Wikipedia https://share.google/5fRPr5bS1TEYL0UVh) at the Vatican. They are very highly trained soldiers, albeit dressed in silly costumes when in view of the tourists.

A handful? The system is rotten. That’s more than a handful.
Excommunicate his ass I dare you
Yasss, pop off king 👑!
I can’t even trust this. For all we know it’s a play.
I feel like I’ve been psychologically raped by America so much that I would rather just see humanity die off.
He’s supposedly a socialist, if it makes you feel better.






