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minus-squareFlipper@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoIn Germany there are a lot more Jones about the French army, which probably stem from how fast France was captured in ww2. Selling a French army rifle. Good condition. Never used, only dropped once. How many gears does a French tank have? One forward for the parade, 5 backwards for war. Why does a French tank have rear view mirrors? So the can alsonsee the front. Whats the first thing a French soldier learns? To capitulate in 10 languages. How many man do you need to defend Paris? No one knows, no one ever tried. And so one.
minus-squareRichardDegenne@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoGerman humor is definitely no laughing matter.
minus-squareA_norny_mousse@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoBorn and grown in Germany, I never heard any of those jokes, not one.
In Germany there are a lot more Jones about the French army, which probably stem from how fast France was captured in ww2.
Selling a French army rifle. Good condition. Never used, only dropped once.
How many gears does a French tank have? One forward for the parade, 5 backwards for war.
Why does a French tank have rear view mirrors? So the can alsonsee the front.
Whats the first thing a French soldier learns? To capitulate in 10 languages.
How many man do you need to defend Paris? No one knows, no one ever tried.
And so one.
German humor is definitely no laughing matter.
Born and grown in Germany, I never heard any of those jokes, not one.