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They were too busy performing Hotel California
It’s about weight ratios. A 500 lb bird could hardly carry a 50 ton mountain now could it? It’s the coconut all over again
Supposing two eagles carried it on a line between them.
50 ton? Shit, all they need is a CDL and the eagles can do that in a few trips np
I got curious and looked, is actually probably closer to 3 billion tons.
Is this written somewhere in Tolkien’s works? What a detailed writer.
It’s hardly in keeping with the village’s rustic aesthetic.
This. Even Tolkien said this: “Oh he cannot do so, he thinks and talks about no other than rustic aesthetics. How can they dare to place it right in their heart?”
It’s a long flight from Philadelphia
Why didnt the ring just stay at mount doom?
The Ringwraiths would beat them to it.
Even better, but they must have one hell of a punch to do that
Because the story needed to be at least 15 million words long
