An aircraft specifically designed to survive a nuclear disaster and carry President Donald Trump was seen landing at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) Thursday night — and reports indicate Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and MAGA influencer Laura Loomer were apparently on it. The Boeing E-4 Adv...
Pete Hegseth - Secretary of Large Penile Strength and Karate and WAR
Secretary of Chuck Norris
I know he is an asshole, but I miss Chuck Norris jokes.
They were never funny, but they were not funny in a simpler time.
Next years official title
Pete Hegseth - secretary of kickin ass and not being drunk in the hottest whitest no fattys or beardos hemisphere on earth also I didn’t assault any women