• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    24 days ago

    I would have run up. I would have been upset to not have some canned whipped cream to really sell the demonic possession aspect.

    I remember walking by a little church and it was toward the end of the service. The interior doors were propped open. I stopped and looked in.

    One short stocky woman was running (as best she could) laps around the pews, jazz hands going, screaming for Jesus to save her.

    A younger woman was dancing like the Peanuts kids in “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” If you’d given them a couple of Red Bulls.

    The preacher was driving out demons up front. His face was so red, I honestly thought his head was going to explode.