wow. that must be the slowest process of anything in the universe

edit: nvm

The slowest process measured is the radioactive decay of Xenon-124, with a half-life trillions of times longer than the universe’s age, making it the longest-lived observed phenomenon.

Bismuth

Shortened as Bi

Half-life of a Billion times longer than the estimated age od the universe

Coincidence?

*X-Files theme starts playing*