Space heater.
I’ll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world
Cuddle for warmth
well I’m probably scheduled for work so…
You don’t have to do work when it’s thousands of degrees, do you?
if so, that sucks
welllllll…I’ve been in the kitchen for 37+ years soooooooo…
… fuck
aw that sucks, anyways hope work is better during the heat death of the universe for you!
have a good day!
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we cannot chill any further.
I don’t know, I can’t plan ahead more than 5 minutes
Probably just go around again
Throw a big party.
And I mean big.
Like we’re gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn’t collapse into a black hole big.
Can I join?
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
When it happens I’ll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
