If us Kiwis had any class consciousness whatsoever we’d have an armed mob waiting for these parasites at the airport to “deport” them (from life ideally)
They’ve been moving there since like 2014. How’s it going so far?
We recently elected a government led by a wannabe 1%er so worse than Australia but better than the US.
Bunkers need ventilation.
So remember to piss and shit in their ventilation
Nah, just keep adding shovels full of dirt until the vents are fully blocked. When they come up for air, snick off their heads and clear the vents. Free bunker!
Your forgetting to make it smell awful before you cut off the air. Gotta make it suck so much to stay down there that the other billionaires learn and flee beforehand. Less work and more free bunkers
Look, I don’t want their bunkers, I want their heads on a stake.
Yes but have you read “The cask of Amontillado”?
New Zealand has the opportunity to do something very funny
It won’t, unfortunately
Always remember kids: A bunker might save you from a nuclear detonation. But it will not help against an angry mob with Oxygen torches and pneumatic hammers.
Wouldn’t waste our resources. Just seal up the door with concrete and walk away.
One of the guards hired for these bunkers “joked” that if shit ever went sideways they’d just kill the billionaire and take the bunker for themselves
I bet he’s got a mate with a bobcat/mini digger too.
“Hey Jonesy, give us a hang with this job Saturday!”
I recall an article at most 3 years ago saying they’re researching control collars for the guards.
They probably have a lot of food and water and cultural treasures of the world in there tho.
Good they’ll have something to keep themselves entertained while we look for air vents and possible communications channels to cut. Found out recently you can do some crazy stuff by dragging an anchor around with a cargo ship
Actually do you think there’s any way we can can get them in there a little early?
I’m not a billionaire but honestly if i were the last place i would go to in a mad max style collapse is the country full of pissed off maori
Wasn’t Mad Max Australia? Neither group likes to be confused with the other.
You missed the word style. As in “in the style of the thing”
Also we are not groups. We are countries.
Most of Australia already is a literal Mad Max style wasteland, they didn’t dress it up for the movies, it just is
Lies, we have to clear the meth heads out for filming.
I thought the meth heads were part of the aesthetic?
You’d think so, just put the fuckers in leather and boom, background colour but they keep stealing tyres and biting the Grip
It’s okay, they will sell the tyres back to you for $6.40 in shrap, and the partially dismantled cars also fit with the aesthetic. The grip needs to be bitten sometimes or they get lazy …
David Attenborough’s Australia
Mad Max: A David Attenborough Film
Australians are largely unbothered by being mistaken for Kiwis. Not so much the other way so if in doubt ask if they’re from New Zealand.
How is that relevant? They never said anything that hinted at them thinking Mad Max was in New Zealand. They referenced the reason for the billionaires to go to these bunkers as a Mad Max style collapse, and that in this case of such a collapse they’d not choose the one place on earth that is the home of pissed off Maori.
Yeah I can read, can you? Look at the text on top. Do the math, it’s not that hard.
You can’t outrun a wealth tax if you own the wealth in the taxed country. Either you sell it our you pay the tax.
Noooooooooooooooooo…
