Texas National Lard
That’s protective padding!
No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!
Why does it say US Army on their jackets if they are NG?
Are you aware of what a pun is?
Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago… All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn’t want us to remember that he’s likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.
This is the EXACT thing we’re supposed to forget. Epstein.
Nobody’s forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.
Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.
To reiterate: he said it on TV, this was not a secret, the line about how he’s allowed to ‘grab them by the pussy’ was about minors, little girls.
Stop pretending these cultists have any conscience, any ethical line. Just call them all pedophiles. They’re the pedo party.
He even talked about fucking his own daughter if he had the chance
Right! He did! As if we hadn’t all guessed.
It’s not that they know. It’s that we won’t allow the subject to be changed anymore. We’re bullying back. If you’re tired, consider taking a break in general, bc this is the only thing I’ve seen working, and it gets to places violence doesn’t reach.
Also, your criticism is helpful and I am NOT arguing against any of your salient points.
I just call them pedophiles. It at least gets them to shut up.
That’s the spirit.
Tbh, I learned they shut up faster lately.
Some boomer tried to shame me for using public transit, which employed him. Shut up when I pointed out I’d never been paid a living wage my entire life, which made maintaining a car hard whether you knew how to change the oil or not.
Had a nice conversation about local geology after that. Fancy that.
Learning more and more that maga folks expect to be cuffed once to know respect, and twice for love, then once a year after that for measure. Something about sense of consequence. But also I’m recomending mace+ to all minorities(more backlash from some some biggotkuks.).
Anyway, again, basic bullyback, right? Learning late. Might pick up artofwar for seasoning. (sabo manual is already on the rounds, right?)
Art of war is incredibly basic, things like ‘try to outnumber the enemy!’ ‘Don’t telegraph everything!’ ‘Circumstances can be advantageous or disadvantageous; pick the first one when you can!’. Read Clausewitz, either Mao or Lawrence, and something modern; I like Boyd but I’m a systems pervert.
Perfect :3 Primers for all.
This isn’t about fucking Epstein, this is a literal fascist takeover of our cities for fuck sake. At what point will you realize this?
People have been saying “It’s all a distraction!” in response to every single thing Trump has done for the past decade. They just can’t accept that Trump and his supporters are just awful people who consistently do awful things. Gotta be some Grand Design.
Distracting people from the Epstein files (and thus guaranteed removal from office) IS an awful thing to do though. … right? you agree right?
Porque no los dos?
If the Epstein thing had been handled properly we wouldn’t be in this mess.
This isn’t an educated guess. We know he’s in there. The exact details of his involvement are needed to prosecute, but we for sure without a doubt know. We may not know it directly from this case, but the sum of all of the evil shit he’s been a part of will easily lead you there, just not enough to prosecute this exact instance unfortunately.
On the one hand, I feel bad for them. They signed up because it put a little extra food on their family’s plates, and they felt like they’d be helping out in case of a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, or similar. They likely don’t desire to enforce the anti-constitutional rulings of a degenerate. They’ll be fired at best for refusing, jailed or made an example of at worst.
But… they are still the hands carrying out the tasks. Fuck them. We live in a society where information is milliseconds away, and being ill-informed on a topic is only due to laziness. There are fucking cartoons that will explain constitutional law if you can’t read a text based article for long enough to grasp the topic, for fuck’s sake.
All armed forces members are required by oath, and therefore by law, to refuse unlawful orders.
“likely”? I thought we were past this. He’s on the list more times than people have been able to count.
Heavy troops
Meal Team Six reporting for duty!
in the mess hall.
Chicago hot dog vendors better stock up.
Heavy infantry
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
hes also drunk most of the time.
Liquid diet. Not good for marching.
Yeah he probably forgot what he was talking about because he left his nips somewhere and he’s starting to get the shakes
probably using them as human shields, since fat people are better at absorbing bullets.
You mean Twinky Pete?
Meal team six.
All your burgers are belong to us.
You know what? They can keep them. I’m reconsidering my nutrition upon looking at them.
Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs
Maybe Pete Hegseth had a point?
Is this ai or nah. Do they train in the military? Genuine curious.
Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!
Gravy seals are on deck, rolling to first objective!
It’s Meal Team 6
whoop, didn’t see your comment before i made mine.
uh… more patrons for the buffet, i guess?
Copy that
salutes sloppily, waddles back toward staging position, while holding onto sagging pants
Gravy Seals.
If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.
Thanks! I’m gonna have fun with this…
They’re eating the immigrants!
Oh how the turn tables.
They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
It’s weirder than that, they don’t seem to have chins at all. Their heads are like perfectly round melons.
This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94
This needs to be higher up!
People need to know that the real military is not siding with these shart shirts.
I was really sure that some of them would have the balls to do what’s right. This gives me a little bit of hope
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O lawd they comin’
two legendsIf they ever go abroad, it’ll be SAS - Steak And Sauce
Meal team six
Operation Dessert Storm
I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.
O that checks out. Pete’s going to be upset that there’s nobody he would swipe right on. That’s the new military standard the grinder swipe right test
Presented without comment
AFT (Army Feast Test)
They didn’t, which gets them a small write-up or similar, I’d bet. I used to have a coworker in the national guard, and he was never worried about it.
