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Wait… Read the label. “Volume and Flavor Enhancer”!?
It tastes like a pint!
…of bitter.
go-gurt
Solid pint? What, you freeze it first?
“It shot out like a wax dart!”
It went in down below, and lodged in her throat! I was trying to impregnate her, but now she’s dead…
Are… Are conservative guys really out here thinking women have a passion for taking a 50 cal load to the face?
Based on internet evidence, I would say yes.
