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crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 year ago

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  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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      The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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      Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

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    Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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      “It’s legitimate salvage!”

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        IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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    More like killed for

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

      • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world
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        Just splash some water on your face, all clean

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.

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    Not realistic it should be more like this

    • psmgx@lemmy.world
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      Caves of Qud vibes

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        You Caves of Qud character has just two arms? Mine fires four guns at once while high on Sphinx Salts.

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      Ah yes, it must be a uhh White Pictomancer Mage

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    That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

    Describe what your character is wearing.

    Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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      In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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      monks work even better

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      “they’re wearing a greatsword slung over their back”
      - “no i mean, what clothes are they wearing?”
      “clothes?”

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    Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

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    Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun’s prices.

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    sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

    henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

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    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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    stealing is different from robbing

    that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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    Shop loot the look!

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    Henry’s come to see us!

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      Jesus Christ be praised!

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    What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

    I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it’s pulling me back in

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    Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

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      That’s just the scabbard and belt.

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    I call it repurposing.

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