Keep it up, but fuck everyone that didn’t vote and helped put us here where we are today. Pepperidge Farm will always remember.
100%
They are just as culpable as actual Republican voters, no matter how they rationalize their decision to themselves.
Most people think the left are evil Satanist trying to kidnap children and turn them trans
Keep it up, but fuck everyone that didn’t vote
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If the Democrats don’t run honest primaries in every god damn race up and down the ticket, we will know who to blame if they can’t win.
Yeah, those stupid kids who want a perfect candidate and everything fixed immediately!
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You probably couldn’t see it but tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.
Though no matter if the current crop wins or lose their primary any losses will be blamed on progressive voters and it will probably call them children.
I know because that’s what happens every time and humans are desperately boring and predictable.
Omg, tho, what if it turns out that progressive candidates actually start winning?
Then I should be committed because Americans won’t do that and I’m so depressed I’m hallucinating.
Don’t despair. We’ve never actually tried having honest primaries. I think it’s worth a shot.
Just prepare for the monumental ratfucking coming our way by the GOP.
Don’t threaten monumental rats with a good time.
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I’m so aroused!
Fired up until the polls close, then everything they were fired up about will be nearly tucked away until the next election.
