• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Keiko, I’ll be home late tonight… <lie>all the stem bolts, phuuh, I gotta seal all of them by hand.

      • Miles O'BrienOP
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        The temporal prime directive prohibits me from discussing this matter further.

        Please direct all inquiries to starfleet command.

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      1 year ago

      Oh, Keiko, how did you get out of the pattern buffer? I thought you were on bajor?

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      1 year ago

      I managed to show my wife Team America before she saw 200, so when we got to the marrionettes, she just goes “what the fuck?” and stares at me in that accusatory “you know exactly what you did”

      She was not prepared for a love scene in a puppet movie.