fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months agoAsking the important questions.lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1386arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1373arrow-down1imageAsking the important questions.lemmy.dbzer0.comfossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square61linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-farted-in-a-jar-and-opened-it-20-years-later-would-it-still-smell-of-farts-78468
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoFart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agomaybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoYou’re solving important problems, just like the rest of us.
minus-squareNaich@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoYou don’t leave until the problem is solved.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoJust store it in an office chair.
minus-squarek48r@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoBased on my experience with GCMS, if you fart into some activated carbon, you might be able to store it for a long time. To release the smell you’d heat your “sample” up to about 250°C, which you could do in a hot oven or maybe stovetop burner
How can we preserve it?
Fart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.
maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?
You’re solving important problems, just like the rest of us.
You don’t leave until the problem is solved.
Just store it in an office chair.
Based on my experience with GCMS, if you fart into some activated carbon, you might be able to store it for a long time. To release the smell you’d heat your “sample” up to about 250°C, which you could do in a hot oven or maybe stovetop burner