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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Some solid advice for the parents out there

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Some solid advice for the parents out there

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    Ironic coming from a glue sniffer.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      methinks the carbon monoxide rotted their fucking brains.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      It hasn’t been the right week to quit yet.

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    Say what you want about a powerful car and money to ignore speed limits - you just can’t go fast during rush hour in some places. Traffic moves like sludge no matter what.

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      But with a more powerful engine, the wait will have more power.

      • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Take you just as long and cost you twice as much in gas! Woo power.

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    No, i won’t come faster because i am limited by speed regulation, not by engine power lol. What’s even that logic

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      Top gear humor. I’ll never understand why such a chode has such a massive following. Not funny, boring and all around lame show

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        This happened often enough to him that I did find him a little funny

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        Boomer men love other Boomer men.

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      When you’re rich enough to afford a supercar, traffic laws no longer apply to you.

      Hell, here in the US there is a police shortage, so even if you’re not rich enough to afford a supercar, you can get away with a lot of traffic violations. Especially in California. Everyone drives 30+ MPH over the speed limit there.

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        Huh? That’s a thing that is solved with automatic radars that flash you if you over 5km/h over the limit, you don’t even needs cops for that

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    Or maybe work from home and not have to waste money and time on a bullshit commute

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      I fucking would if work from home jobs were still a thing. Hell, I can’t even find a work from an office job. I’ve been unemployed for three months. It was easier finding work in 2009, literally in the middle of the Great Recession.

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        It’d be easier if business owners across all industries didn’t collude to end a practice that had been cheaper and more efficient for both employer and employee simply because they couldn’t dare allow the worker to get better working conditions without having to fight tooth and nail for it

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      CuLtUrE oF cOlLaBoRaTiOn

      • Sonor@lemmy.world
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        SeNSe oF ComMUnITy

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    So a motorbike is better

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    Why the fuck is he in Russia?

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      They actually aren’t in Russia but either Georgia or Azerbaijan I don’t quite remember which for that specific scene. But I believe Georgia.

      Although that might change in future I suppose. At least Russia seems to want that… sigh

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        To want what?

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      deleted by creator

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        Oh, surely before 2014

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