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prions_for_pets@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Collateral splashing

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Collateral splashing

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prions_for_pets@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • morphballganon@lemmy.world
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    Why did they swap spots

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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      Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that’s just because we don’t understand how their eyes work.

      …this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      A wizard did it

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldM
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    Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      I’m more worried about why it’s getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldM
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        Aren’t yours?

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

          • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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            Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

            Hope this helps

        • NeatoBuilds@mander.xyzdeleted by creator
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          You don’t use a poop sock?

          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldM
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            I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

          • Melt@lemm.ee
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            What’s a poop sock??

            • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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              It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

      • ladicius@lemmy.world
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        I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls… 🎤

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        I’m more worried that her eyes aren’t in her head.

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    They swapped seats between first and second frame

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    I’m more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn’t…

    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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      oh god public toilet nightmares

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      Witch’s kiss

  • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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    He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit’s a feature my dude

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    This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

    I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

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      It’s working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

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      If the water is cold I guess

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      Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

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        This means either you’re hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

        Otherwise, you’d have some soggy underwear.

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          Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

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    deleted by creator

  • nifty@lemmy.world
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    You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff

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