this is just gonna make people touch your bike
the most effective way is to make your bike look like it’ll give someone venereal disease from just standing close to it
Or have it look like the slightest breeze will turn it to dust. Yeah it will ride like shit, but you’ll get to keep it.
Agreed. I put some good money into a mountain bike with convertible shocks so I could bike through construction zones between work and school. Worked like a charm until it was ganked.
I once had a bike so shitty that somebody stole the lock and left the bike
i used to have a sticker on my helmet that said “how’s my riding? call 1-800-eat-shit” but i though it made me look like an asshole so i took it off lol
Any bike that has these also has truck nuts
No, it will have bike nuts
Turning my bike into a technical. Brb
