Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 2 years ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down113
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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97arrow-down1·2 years ago7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 years agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 years agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoIt’s the superior unit.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoJust out here tryin to be average.
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoOnly counts if you measure it.
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·2 years agoImplied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
minus-squaredanekrae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoIn my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.
Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
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