TheDuffmaster@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前Switching to OCaml boislemmy.worldimagemessage-square92linkfedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down124
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minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down2·2 年前Objects are fine. OOP sucks.
minus-squarepalordrolap@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 年前This has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 年前He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
minus-squareThyTTY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·2 年前It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·2 年前 I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying “I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!” But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
Objects are fine.
OOP sucks.
This has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
“I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!”
But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
It would be a 57 kilobyte line of Java.
Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
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