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As you cut into the engorged bean, it bursts and thousands of baby spiders flood out. The first thing they see is your face, and they imprint. You are now a spider mom
Awww
My brood…
I’m gonna eat it

BEEEG BEANISTravelled all the way to London to see this and it’s even more impressive in person
Based
Is this a Full English?
This looks like something else and I’m not gonna eat it
An unholy combination of Heinz baked beans and Weetabix cereal
Beanis juice

There is only one bean. No beanis.
But it is a bean. Bean is. Beanis.

I bean therefore I is
This elicited a visceral response from me
The natural enemy of me, who is just a smol bean
I wanted some of these britbeans but they’re $4.99 in the middle of America. Fuck that

my dick looks like that















