After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

Capitalism

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

bremdstimks

Are you not entertained?

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Oh! You’re home early!

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)

Relationship goals

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

I promise I can stop anytime.

Naked Lunch