The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.

Stop trying to make “USAians” happen. It sounds dumb. Especially with the i (why not just USAans? It sounds less awkward). Anyway, I’m sure things aren’t perfect where you live, so WhY dOnT U quit uR JorB???

I hardly know ‘er

“Worse” means better. It’s Gen Alpha slang. It’s like sick, bad, nasty, gnarly, phat, etc

That’s from their album Sports! It has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

If it oscillates that fast, it might not feel very different from a normal shower

Zoinks!

Too much cheese and too much sauce. Too messy with the sauce on the outside. There’s a reason normal pizza is more popular.

You may have misinterpreted the headline. The Nobel committee was asked about Machado trying to bribe Trump into letting her be president of Venezuela by giving him her Nobel Peace Prize. They explained that, while the medal is a physical object that can be lost, stolen, sold, or given away, the Nobel Prize itself is non-transferable. This clarification was necessary because the president of the US has the mind of a child.

Then why do they make pockets for men?

There’s nothing stopping one clothing maker from making women’s cloths with pockets and taking all that business.

Libertarians believe that all laws (or the existence of society in general, really) are, at their core, the threat of violence from the state. I don’t trust people who believe that everyone would be raping and pillaging were it not for the state or an imaginary god threatening punishment.

Larping as special forces

If it’s something they think will make the protesters look bad, they will show it.

This seems like something that would be all over Fox News if it were real. The vandalized vehicle at least.

This is might makes right. Literally what the Trump administration is saying about Greenland right now.

The murder clearance rate in the US is around 55%. Almost half of all murders go unsolved.

It obviously varies by jurisdiction, with some being much better and some much worse. In Flint, Michigan, less than 18% of murders are solved.

Oh shit! Autocorrect

It’s funny that it still kind of made sense

I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.

Copper ore?

If they end up being disgusting, it will become an easy image to use to attack Mamdani