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the person who photographed the trail near my home in alaska had an absolute death grip on their bear mace the entire way. the bear mace was the main character.

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wasn’t trying to shame you, sorry if that’s how it came off. this lil fluff just reminded me of the baby i brought home. hopefully yours is more situationally aware than mine 🧡

i went home for my sister’s wedding 5 years ago & there was a whiny, tiny orange barn kitten that would follow everyone everywhere, even if they were using equipment or had the horses out. his siblings mostly hid in the hay bales but he was always at our feet.

he’s my house cat now bc i was certain he was gonna get himself killed. he has never stopped whining or following me everywhere.

i actually “caught” my grandma using the box mix. my aunt, her daughter, acted like i was foolish for being surprised 🤷🏻

my grandma’s famous brownies turned out to be box mix with chopped walnuts added 😂 and the box mix ingredients changed so they’re just not the same anymore.

i came up with my own deeply indulgent recipe that i prefer anyways.

gingko fruits smell like vomit. we have several female trees on my street & they dump a ton of the fruit on the sidewalk, meaning i track vomit fruit into my apartment when i walk to & from the grocery store.

columbia, missouri

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until people start posting their relationship melodrama on lemmy, i’ll still be lurking reddit unfortunately. i need my soaps.

don’t be so sure

1-4 inedible 5-6 a bit starchy but good 7-10 they’re my wife’s now 11+ time for banana bread

(i’m not sure i like bananas all that much)

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they also stink

sounds like compulsory heteronormativity. but it’s still disrespectful to you. she should be single or at least be upfront about only dating casually til she figures herself out.

square heads are ideal for pats

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