

Clean the lens of your meta glasses


Clean the lens of your meta glasses


They hated him because he didn’t wear a suit, now they love him because it turns out he’s a pirce of shit.
People at work always assume i’m 20-26 years old. People who are actually that age always talk to me as if i’m that age. The other day i talked to an electrician, he was 23, and his co workers were younger than him. Like they played call of duty on their phones on their break. Sometimes just in between breaks, which i don’t care, but they were super behind and that’s why i had to talk to the guy. I told him that they really need to hurry up, they are behind and if they are not finished this week, it’s gonna ve real expensive. He looked at me for a few seconds, dabbed, said something i did not understand and ran off ro do his job. I never felt that old in my life, are people still dabbing? A day later, they pulled me into a conversation and i legitimately had no idea what they are talking about, and i usually at least have some clue. I told them that i’m 41 and have no idea what you mean. They then proceeded to actually talk to me like a human.


Maybe one day we have the technology to torture vegetables and eat them.


It’s really really good. It’s like french onion soup, it doesn’t juat taste like on onion, it’s creamy buttery and tastes really nice.


Why don’t you wrap yourself in a bag to go shopping? There is no reason to look nice.
From my understanding, they knew it wasn’t exactly healthy, so they did limit the intake to a “healthy” level. Their life expectancy wasn’t that great anyway compared to now, so i think it was a bit of a mixed bag. People thought that cigarettes were healthy, and then they figured out they are not, but people still smoke… Like a lot.


They all work for tge same company


So no one supports ice and they are just dumb cowards who let it happen


I’m starting to go back to actual cash


I was so sad because i lost so much money.


It’s weird that he would pardon antifa, who definitely did this.


Like some out of touch douchebags during covid


It blows my mind that they went with the religious weirdo with the bald cap instead of any buff guy who shaves his head.


No one ahiuld have space nazi money. Maybe everyone should juat have enough


Not using tiktok doesn’t make you smart, but damn there are no smart people on tiktok


One day i was at a gas station and some ridiculously bug truck just oeeled out. They are not very common here at all thankfully. He put the pedal ro the floor and made a ridiculous noise. I never quite know what they think this looks like for bystanders, so my first impulse was to piont and laugh. There was a roundabout near by and a few seconds later i heard that noise again. He came back and followed me into the gas station and asked me what’s so funny. I was so confused about that level of insecurity or whatever you wanna call that. I shrugged and said i thought that’s obvious. I thought he gained some self awareness and walked off, prdal to the floor again. I wasn’t outside to point and laugh again, but it would’ve been funny.


I had a poco and honeatly, it was a pretty good phone, especially for the price. But the bloated ass sgit they put on it is not worth it. It took me a good amount of time to remove it all, including connecring it to a pc and run some code. It’s repulsive on stock android.


They make them more expensive and put an apple on it, to make sure idiots buy it.
Thr 90 dollar game is jot his problem, he probably spend hundreds or thousands on fifa microtransactions.