He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing

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Even the boats are full of shit

Dan Quayle and his potatoes

Don’t forget Franz Liszt and his famous piano piece, Endental Etude

We should really tighten that up

That image should have a trigger warning. And for the creepy half of it, not the half with a brain.

I’m not sure he’s developed object permanence. He may have forgotten Iran exists because he saw Cuba instead

You just need to add a comma and it becomes a critique.

“No stupid, rules of engagement”

Damn. She’s right though.

Corporate bullshit like that used to just be mildly amusing, now it’s actively enraging.

Yes

Okay, there’s a lot going on with this one, but I’d also like to point out a particular anti-pattern in the “stop to unsubscribe” text. Note that it doesn’t say that you should reply with the word ‘stop’, it’s just a statement, as if any of the boomers (to which this is targeted) would know to do that. Not that it would work if they did, but it’s just particularly insidious.

I got free express passes for a work event, worth normally around $160 each. I got to spend 2.5 hours in line (the express line!) before the ride broke down and we all had to leave. In just over 8 hours in the park, we rode exactly 2 rides and would have spent over $500 each for the privilege had it not been a work trip.

Fuck Universal Epic.

I also agree the Vietnam war was an unjust one, but let’s not pretend that he dodged the draft for any reason other than being a complete fucking coward

He probably thinks Scandinavia is a country, although that word might be a bit too big in general for him.

The Shart of the Steal

I always figured milk and butter is at the back to minimize refrigeration loss from the front door opening

Thumbnail looks like they caught him mid shit. Which statistically is very likely