Don’t feed them or offer them anything. There’s no peace while they exist and you cannot bargain. Chase them out of everything.

Eat shit and die, Rogan.

Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.

Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan

“Does garlic salt make you more gayer-er? One Florida man feeds their alligator to find out.”

I’m not sure it’s really possible to see the colors in these, just an approximation. I have the same struggle, too

I’ll really hoping this becomes a road map for others to follow.

Thanks, don’t need the opinion of a guy that can’t handle his own kids while being the richest person in history.

Go die of an overdose, muskrat.

What

I Am Not An Astronaut; however…

I could speculate it’s some sort of Murphy’s law reasoning?

It sort of sounds like the herd as a whole has been gradually trained and so newcomers just follow the herd, simple in practice but clearly a routine that’s been maintained for several generations?

I’m only speculating but I think it’s impressive, however it’s done.

This is cool, I wonder how herding works. I can’t imagine managing that many animals to move anywhere reliably.

I wanna grow up to be this cool

Kill them with an unkindness. Of ravens. Upgrade!

SAD. TO HEAR. IT DOESN’T. EXIST!

I like to ask people what they like to do/spend their time on. It’s subtle enough to blend into a normal conversation but meaningful in that I’m trying to connect with someone about what they like.

Calm down Satan

I used to study acting in New York, they were always trying to recruit actors for a ‘role’ in their retail store in times square, while paying minimum wage and ignoring student schedules.

Give👏Them👏Back

At first I thought they had a remote or something and sage-detonated their house.